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dronebiscuitbat · 9 months ago

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Oil is Thicker Then Blood (Part 1)

It wasn't long after Uzi restored N and V's memories that N began to stay over at her “apartment.” more often.

It started when he sheepishly knocked on her door one morning, chassis slightly steaming and looking guilty, tail laying flat against the floor.

“H-H-Hey U-U-zi” His voice was so glichy it was nearly impossible to hear what exactly he was saying, his visor angerly blinking, warning him that he was overheating, as if that wasn't immediately obvious.

“Holy shit! N!” Uzi was immediately concerned, leaning in to help her best freind and to lead him inside, she went to grab his hand to help him. Only to be immediately burned, the temperature of his plating feeling like a stove top.

“Y-y-eah, I'm kinda h-h-ooo-t right now.” He explained as if he wasn't about to melt in front of her. She sprinted to her room, grabbing the canister of oil she'd been sipping on and shoving it in his mouth.

He drank it deeply, emptying the entire container rather quickly, steam plumed around him and he sighed, his joints groaning from the quick constriction back to form.

“Oh wow, that was a little closer than I would have liked. Thanks Uz!” He brightened immediately, tail curling up and beginning to wag, a beaming smile on his face.

“N! What happened? I've never seen you that hot before!” She motioned him in, looking into the hallway to make sure nobody saw him enter. It wouldn't help the already rampant rumors about her. About them.

“Uh, V is in one of her moods after I tried reminiscing with her, she shoved me and I fell into the sunlight.” His explanation was not lacking in enthusiasm, seemingly not thinking about how close the death he just came.

“And she didn't get you oil because…?” Uzi questioned, trying to not notice how he looked around her house in awe, glancing around at everything.

“Oh, because the oil we have is old and a little chunky, it would have taken too long to cool me off before I started to go offline.” He explained, picking up a picture of her father and her, when she was a pill.

“Awww, baby Uzi!”

Blushing, she swiped the picture out of his hands and put it back down.

“Bite me! I'm not cute!” She snapped at him, only for him to laugh lightly, as if that action itself proved whatever point he was trying to make.

“Whatever you say!” He grinned, walking off to pick up another trinket off the shelf and turn it in his hands.

“This isn't the first time you've been here, you've seen it before, also you almost just died. Priorities!”

“I actively avoid thinking about the times I almost die. Also look!” He brought her attention to a picture of her, in a toddler body, bashing her dad in the head with a wrench.

“Looks like you were good with tools even when tiny!” He cooed at her image, Uzi grumbled, trying and failing to swipe the picture from his hands.

“Also, I was unconscious for most of the time I was here. I didn't get to see all your adorable droneling pictures!” He threw his hands up, tail wagging wildly.

Adorable?

“N!” She shouted in indignation, fists balling up and stomping her foot like the was throwing a tantrum.

He put the picture back on the shelf, giggling at her, if he was anyone else she would have bitten back a little harder, but he was incredibly difficult to stay mad at, especially with that crooked, dopey smile.

“Well, I guess I'm stuck with you until nightfall…” She murmured, honestly she had started to become nocturnal herself, being unable to touch sunlight after her strange, fleshy transformation at camp, switching over seemed to be the better option.

“I was about to get ready for bed, if you wanna-”

“Sleepover!” He shouted immediately, looking like he just got the best Christmas gift ever. Uzi couldn't help but smile at him, he was always so endlessly positive.

“Uh, yeah… I guess.” She turned to look aloof, but to also hide her growing fluster, which had been growing more and more common since prom.

She drug him into her room by the arm, partly just to get him away from more of her pictures. And slammed the door behind her. Sighing softly.

When she opened her eyes again, N was sitting on her bed, well more laying, as he was a little too tall to comfortably sit upright without touching the ceiling, and was looking at her nightmare board.

“Mmm. This looks like repressed memories.” He said off-handedly, and he was partly correct, some of them were nightmares, some were things she'd rather be only in her nightmares.

“Just nightmares N.” She replied, going into the corner of the room to find a comfortable shirt to change into. Only to look at N, to realize he was still in his overcoat and hat.

“You want to wear something more comfortable then that coat?” She asked, still pulling through the mountain of clothes.

“Huh? Oh uh, if you have something that fits me.”

Fair enough, he was quite a bit taller than any other worker drone. Especially her.

But luckily, she had hoarded clothes over the years, and finally fished something out that was way too big for her. But would probably fit him just fine. A thin lilac shirt that said. “My Girlfriend Thinks I'm Tall.”

The universe really wanted to shove this crush in her face today. Didn't it?

Whatever, the universe could bite her.

“Here.” She threw the shirt up at him and continued to search for something that suited her. Finally, she saw a faded yellow shirt that read; I'm a Big Freakin’ Ray of Sunshine

Perfect

She turned, only to find N standing naked in the middle of her room, the shirt folded in one hand and his coat draped over the other.

“N!” She immediately whipped around to face the wall, her temperature rising quickly, a violent blush taking over her face.

“What?” He hummed, seemingly unperturbed by being nude in front of her, taking his sweet ass time putting the shirt on.

“You're naked!”

“And? The only difference between us is armor plating.” He responded, pulling the shirt over his head. His voice laced with confusion.

“Still! You don’t see me stripping in front of you!”

N paused for a moment, seemingly pondering this. Before he clicked his tongue.

“I wouldn't mind it, you seem to forget that none of the corpses that make up the spire have clothes.” That made her jump, sometimes she forgot he was a disassembly drone, with his cheerful, loving attitude. And it made her feel a little weird, did all of the worker drones really look so similar?

Did he not think of her as different?

“N-No, I don't care how many you've seen. I don't want you to see me.”

She heard N make some kind of noise, then heard him step out and close the door. She let out a breath she didn't know she was holding, shit, she didn't realize N would be so nonchalant about it.

She quickly got changed, and reopened the door for N, who met her gaze with a slight blush, and who's hands were shifting against each other awkwardly. Clearly, he'd known he'd said something wrong and overthought it.

“Erm, sorry, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, and I didn't mean to imply that… you look like every other worker drone. Because you don't- uh…” He broke from her gaze for a moment, and his tail flicked irritability. What she could see of his visor he was? Blushing? Maybe?

“You don't look like anyone else. You look like you, and you are my best friend.”

Or maybe he did.

“It's okay, you kinda walk around without pants anyway.”

“So does V!” He defended, before they both dissolved into laughter, awkward moment being pushed aside.

“Come on, let's choose something to watch.” And they walked back into her room, N following as she pulled put a drawer, letting him look at the movies she had.

“A lot of them are animated, looking at live action humans is a little freaky to me.” She admitted, watching as he held each box in his hands. Reading the description of each.

“Oooh, this one is about robots!” He grinned, showing off on of the boxes to her.

“Wall-E? I haven't seen that since I was little.” She vaguely knew it was sappy though, which knowing N, he may have picked up on as well.

‘Yeah sure…” She picked up her homebrew laptop and shoved the disk into the reader, before looking around for a place for both of them to sit.

Her couch was currently covered in railgun parts, where she has been trying (and kinda failing) to repair it after it exploded, she'd nearly had to start from scratch.

But then that left her bed… which would probably end up with the both of them being in pretty close proximity, even more so with how excitable N could get.

N made the choice for her, climbing up to her bed and giving her his hand to help her up.

She blushed, looking away as she took his hand as was hoisted up quickly enough to disorient her, thankfully she didn't loose grip on the laptop.

She landed in his lap, she could tell that much by the ambient warmth radiating from his core, she felt him lean down over her shoulder to start the movie, some of his silvery hair tickling her cheek.

Ah, shit this escalated, does he realize how close we are right now?

Apparently not, as he readjusted himself he forced them closer, Uzi leaning fully against his chest, his head looming above her as she was curled on his lap.

She was extremely happy he couldn't see her visor, which she was sure was nothing but purple at this point.

Still, she eventually relaxed into it, realizing that this was one of the only ways they'd both truly fit on the bed while still being able to see the screen.

She just… didn't remember the movie being so… romantic?

The way Wall-E swooned over Eva's sleek design, melted at her voice, showed her his collection of weird human things… for once she could kinda relate, looking up at the disassembly drone, who's eyes were locked onto the screen.

“Awww, he likes her!” He pointed out when Wall-E tried to hold her hand, and all Uzi could do was shake her head, of course he'd be into romance, that was just so… N.

“Kinda reminds me of when we first met.” She said without thinking, before her words caught up with her and she realized what she was implying.

Luckily, either N didn't call her out or simply didn't notice.

“Yeah… her arm cannon thing is really similar to your railgun.”

Oh thank Robo-Jesus that's what he took from that.

“I don't think you were swooning over me though, with me trying to kill you and everything.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

“Uh- Pfft, I wouldn't swoon over anyone N.”

Yes. Nice Save.

“Thad?” N mentioned, eyes still trained on the screen. Although his tone had shifted slightly, although she couldn't fathom why.

“Ew. No. Sports Jock is not my type, he's just not mean to me.” They both jumped when a lightning strike hit Wall-E as we was trying to recharge her.

“I'm not sure what I'd do if you suddenly went offline like that.” N's voice was uncertain, like it was something he'd been thinking on.

“You worry about that?” Uzi replied, trying to ignore the way her core sped up, but wait his did too.

“Of course, with everything going on I'm afraid someone is going to get hurt in a way I can't fix…” One of his arms wrapped around her, seeking comfort, making her jump slightly.

She wasn't used to other people caring about her to this extent, in the way she knew N did, he was her ride or die and she knew that, and it was worth so much to her.

“If you're talking about V, she can kill us both before taking a breath.”

But showing him that was too scary.

“I don't worry about her as much as I worry about you.” His head rested on hers for a moment, as he watched Wall-E hold onto the side of the spaceship for dear life.

She felt herself smiling, face warm. He was such a wonderful friend, he was one of the only people that truly cared about her.

“I'll be fine… Bite me….” He chuckled, sensing no aggression behind her words. And they fell into comfortable silence, getting reabsorbed back into the movie.

Uzi found herself melting pleasantly in his warmth, she'd expected him to be warm, with his constant need for oil, but had expected it to be more unpleasant, instead it was lulling her to sleep quite rapidly. She felt… safe. And that was weird considering she was cudd- uh leaning against a drone who could end her life before she could even finish her next thought.

But she knew he'd never do that, he would rather melt into a puddle than lay an aggressive hand on her, and in a way that made her feel special, even though he would do the same for any of the worker drones in the bunker.

“Oh she looks really upset…” Her eyes refocused on the screen, Eve shouting at Wall-E while her words faded into the background, showing he wasn't listening.

“He did follow her into space.”

“For love!”

“She doesn't know that, although pretty sure she'd still be mad if she did… it really wasn't a smart decision.” Uzi deadpaned, groaning at N's partly fake offense.

“Love is always the best decision!”

Then please don't let me go

She shook off that thought with a shake of her head, settling back against his chest, realizing his arm was still around her and his head still laid on hers.

They were actually cuddling now, there would be no denying that. But Uzi couldn't bring herself to be upset by it even if a part of herself was screaming about her “reputation.” and her “critical lack of edge.”

“Am I putting you to sleep?” N asked, his voice soft and soothing, it sent pleasant streams of data straight to her core.

“I've already seen the movie, and… you're really warm.” She admitted, looking up onto to find he was looking back at her.

“You don't have to stay awake for me then.”

His eyes were honey, pure and sweet and looking down at her like she was a precious gem. She smiled, eyes dimming as she fell into sleep mode. Was this still just a crush? It didn't feel like one, with the way her core felt full and heavy like it was about to come out of her chest. Was this what love was like? She didn't know, she'd never felt anything close to it before.

[Sleep Mode] appered on her visor and N felt her relax fully into him, letting out a content sigh that made yellow spring to his cheeks. His attention slowly turning to the movie again.

She nuzzled into him in her sleep, making the robot equivalent of a squeak as she did. His core felt light, and a small laugh fell out of his mouth.

He worried about her constantly, with her strange powers and her transformation, she'd put herself in danger, always bravely going into it with so much confidence it tended to rub off on him even if he was nervous. But he still worried, she was still a worker, still small, still so much more fragile. And recently, he'd seen her lacking in confidence, terrified.

Even if she would tell him to bite her if he dared ever call her any sort of fragile. She meant so much to him, his closest friend that he could always count on to be patient with him. She could be prickly, sure, but that was more of a shield she put up to protect herself. Much like the padding of optimism he'd wrapped himself in.

He was really upset knowing how the rest of the colony treated her, as if she was some sort of diseased stray cat that needed to be avoided. It was awful! Uzi had the potential to be so sweet, and it was sad to see her having to create this shell to hide that part of herself.

“Mm… N…” She mumbled in her sleep, and he subconsciously pulled her closer, he'd stopped paying attention to the movie long ago, that was okay, he was recording everything anyway, he'd be sure to pay more attention then.

He was going to make his best freind feel wanted. Like he'd wanted to feel, like she made him feel.

Sleep mode came quickly for him too, until all the sound that escaped the room was the sound of the laptop, until that too died down to nothing.

Next ->

#murder drones #nuzi #md nuzi #murder drones nuzi #biscuitbites #or biscuitbat if you will #gonna post this on AO3 eventually #bite me #murder drones n #murder drones uzi #Khan isn’t gonna be completely terrible #but he still ain't great

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animeomegas · 10 months ago

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For Neji x alpha x itatchi...

You just gotta hope and pray that alpha can help meditate things when it comes to pups

Calm one down. Talk to the other to explain everything

And for sex like, Neji may not want to take a dominant role but it doesn't mean he can't like sit behind Itatchi with his head in his lap like idk comforting person?

Like alphas fucking Itatchi real food and Neji is just sitting there talking sweet to him, not dominant but submissive, kinda like a healthy middle?

But for Neji and his role play? He can be like me, start small and maybe try different things when he gets more confident and more comfortable, he could probably do it eventually, slow and steady with people who love and care for him.

Does make me wonder... In this AU, how would Neji's first heat go? Or just one of the early heats. Would Itatchi build him a nest full of all their things? Maybe do what I said earlier but in reverse? Him comforting Neji while the alpha jerks him off/eats him out? Maybe take the alphas place when they get tired?

Sorry that this is so long but it interests me so much 😭

Pfft, poor alpha with the pup mediation XD This is still where I think these two would struggle the most.

I guess the one thing I thought of is, if Itachi has pups straight away, which he wants, then Neji is too young for his own (in his opinion) and doesn't know about his infertility, so he'd probably take more cues from Itachi with pup rearing.

Maybe just maybe, this means Neji chills out a little when he has his own or Itachi has his second, because he's already seen a pup be successfully raised without 100% organic food lol.

Neji will need to chill out, because if he doesn't, him and Itachi won't get along. Itachi doesn't appreciate digs at his parenting style, and Neji... is petty.

...

I do really agree with you on Neji comforting Itachi though, I think that's sweet. When Itachi does go into subspace, Neji can stroke his hair and whisper naughty things. I like that!

Idk about the other way around though, because I think Itachi is one of those people that is deeply uncomfortable with roleplaying. He just... can't be anyone but himself because it makes him want to curl up into a ball and die lol.

...

As far as Neji's first heat... interesting.

Itachi isn't that good at building nests either, but he's better than Neji which is good, I guess. It becomes an awkward team effort between three people that aren't great at nests, but it gets done XD

I think Itachi would mother hen Neji when he's going through those first intensive painful heats. Alpha is on sex duty. Itachi is on cleaning, cooking, feeding, bathing and comforting duty.

He preps meals, helps hold Neji's head up when he needs to drink, wipes him down when he's sweating, constantly does laundry. I think Itachi has a nice comforting scent too. Neji's is the more mainstream attractive scent, but I think he likes Itachi's scent because it just smells... calm.

But if alpha was asleep and Neji was begging for some relief... Itachi would provide.

Can you imagine waking up and seeing Itachi eating out Neji right beside you?? I'd think I'd died and gone to heaven lmao.

And don't apologise for the length!! I'm loving this AU. Figuring out how it might work is so much fun!!! <3

#neji #itachi #alpha reader #a/b/o #omegaverse #n-sfw #headcanons #alpha!reader #neji x alpha x itachi

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radioisntdead · 10 months ago

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Eeeeee oki, so I just finished watching boy swallows universe (an absolute masterpiece) and I was wondering what if the reader was like sold drugs or just did bad stuff for money for their family, like they grew up pretty fricking poor and did whatever they could for the extra cash (which is why they're in hell). They die somehow, land in hell and get treated like absolute dirt because they're small and they're wearing plain ass clothes, not powerful at all. Then comes Susan, and she's like "I'm so sick of the pathetic youth today, I'm taking you home with me" and just teaches them how to be proper and less shy and stuff, and to tear people with their teeth (yhey never got used to the whole eating people thing, Susan rolled her eyes and asked if she was a vagitarian or whatever it was called) and this reader hardly talks to anyone but Susan. Then they get introduced to Rosie and Alastor and it's just Susan simultaneously boasting about them telling them to stand up straight

Good evening my dear! This is definitely one of my favorite requests that I have gotten,

I finished boy swallows universe while writing this and I cried, I'm trying to convince my best friend to watch it now, it was very good.

I'm imagining the reader to be around the size of Niffty, maybe a little taller?

Susan's grandkid

Susan & reader

WARNINGS!!

Drug usage, child neglect, cannibalism, murder etc etc Susan kinda treats you as a stray pet in the beginning, not proofread so apologies for any spelling mistakes!

You died young, tragically young, you died in the winter, cornered away curled into a ball, clutching your stomach, wearing a old thin sweater that your older brother gave you, overalls, flimsy socks with a couple of holes in them, and worn down sneakers, you were beaten and bruised, you wanted your mom to hold you and tell you that everything was alright but she wasn't coming,

Did she know where you were? How would she react knowing her kid was gone?

You were a good kid, you just made a couple of bad decisions for your family, you mimicked what you saw,

No one ever suspected the kid with a babyface was dealing, getting involved in shady stuff and horrible, horrible people who couldn't care less that you couldn't even drink yet.

You woke up with brimstone and sulfur around and a dingy old sign saying welcome to hell, It was unfair.

You wondered around aimlessly, you were small enough that most folks didn't notice you at first, and those that did well, they either ignored you completely, tried to kick or spit on you, or something else you didn't want to know.

You stumbled upon a mirror, you looked...

different from when you were alive, alot shorter, you kept the same clothes you died in though, it was a struggle the first few days but you managed to stay alive and relatively unharmed, you always were resourceful.

Eventually you ended up on the cusp of cannibal town, your overalls were covered in dirt and whatever else, you were curled up against to some wall when she found you, in all her old woman glory.

"Good grief youth today is pathetic, how'd you even get down here you little shit?" she tsked as she bent down and picked you up by your overalls, you barely had a chance to react before she put you on her hip and continued her way home.

She didn't put you down as she entered her home claiming that you'd get mud on her floors,

She filled up her bathtub with warm water and bubbles, she took off your shoes and plopped you right in the tub, she put a glob of shampoo into your hair and foamed it up like one would bathe a pet.

She left the bathroom as you looked around the bathroom , confused on why this random old lady just picked you up like a soggy stray dog and dunked you into warm water, and put soap in your hair.

You weren't complaining by any means but you were caught off-guard.

She came back within a few minutes carrying children's clothing like the other cannibals wore, she washed your hair and your back, scrubbing off the grime, she dried you off and put the clothes on you, the next few hours were a blur, she picked you up, sat you at a table and placed what looked to be part of a raw arm on your plate.

You stared at it while she went ahead and dug it,

She raised an eyebrow, "you one of those vegetable people?"

You shook your head, poking at the arm slice

"Speak up, are you mute?"

You look up at her, "No ma'am."

"Speak up you sound like a mouse, now use those teeth of yours and eat."

You simply nodded and opened your mouth to dig into the arm,

You'd rather not eat what you assumed to be another person but you hadn't eaten in days and well, it was rude to refuse a free meal, right?

After the meal Susan handed you a toothbrush and told you to brush, giving you a set of pajamas to change into before leaving you to do a night routine,

Once done she picked you up and tucked you into a bed, turning off the lights and closing the door leaving you in pitch black darkness.

Living with Susan wasn't particularly easy but it was better then when you were alive, you didn't have to worry where your next meal came from, or maybe you did considering Susan had a diet of sinner meat, you didn't have to worry about not making ends meet, about the possibility of the folks you dealt too coming for you,

You did miss your family terribly though, you wondered if they missed you, or if they've found your corpse yet, maybe you were permanently put as a missing person, maybe you were chopped up into pieces,You didn't want to know.

Susan would teach you how to properly eat someone, you already had sharp teeth so you were a quick learner in that regard [Although you did prefer normal food]

You would cower behind her and she'd grab you by your shoulder and move you Infront of her, telling you to stand up straight, smacking your lower back with her cane if needed, some days She'd place a book on your head and have you practice walking around with it to correct your posture.

You wouldn't talk much at first but soon became a chatterbox with Susan, and mostly only Susan, keeping talking to others at a minimum unless Susan made you, she paraded you around cannibal town getting you used to the tight-knit community.

You soon went from a rather timid and frankly weak child to a more confident person, Susan wasn't usually seen without you skipping along behind her, eventually once she deemed you as proper she took you to Rosie's Emporium to introduce you to her and obviously get some treats,

"This is [Name] I got them off the streets and I made em' into a proper member of society, [Name] stand up straight, say hello"

Susan said moving you to the front where Rosie was,

"Hello."

Rosie immediately adored you, after all you were small enough to put in her pocket, she leaned down to shake your hand, and in that time

Susan proceeded to accidentally left you at the emporium and Rosie saw her chance and took it,

"Well aren't you adorable! Let Auntie Rosie spoil you, okay?"

Within seconds you were sat in a comfy chair with a plate of cannibalistic desserts infront of you and Rosie across from you, chatting until Susan came back for you two hours later.

She knew she left you after like five minutes she just didn't want to make the trip back and let Rosie babysit you.

Another time she took you to Rosie's Emporium the infamous radio demon was there, and while you didn't particularly know much about overlords and the like since you mainly stuck with Susan, or in the safe parts of cannibal town, you did know that overlords were more or less dangerous,

Susan did not care though and immediately started insulting the radio demon,

"Why don't you have a wife yet? Do you not like woman? Then why don't you have a husband then??"

"Susan, I believe that's none of your-"

"It's because you don't brush your fucking teeth isn't it,"

"Susan-"

"You probably blind all the ladies looking like Rudolph's nose"

"Excuse me?"

You quickly intervene before Susan ends up being the radio man's dinner, Alastor tilts his head at you and bends down,

"And who is this Little one?"

Susan moves you Infront of her and puts her cane between you and Alastor,

"My grandchild, they're very well-mannered unlike you now get away before you influence them to listen to your modern jazz music"

"̵̢̯̫͕̀̀̓̕M̷̧̧͎̬̹̦͚̺̼̳͊͒̽̌̅͑́̕͘ỹ̶̱̮͙̕ ̴͇̹̣͙̖̉̽̏̊͜m̸̡̧̱̲̱͔͉̲̫͋́̄̎̄̔̈̈́͠ö̵̢̢̙͍̩̩̮̺́̃̿̎ḑ̵̰̪͎̀̿̔͊̒͛̄ͅͅͅę̸̪́ř̴̛̳̥̭̼̌͊̄̉̑̽̇̚n̴͕̥̗̻͕̊̅͐̒̂̌͆̚̚͜͠ ̵̛̪̹̔̈́̈́͂͝͝Ẃ̸̽̓̈́̾͂ͅH̵̨̢̯̳̗̦͕̭̯̑̈͆̇̚̕̚Ḁ̸͍̱̩̠̼͚̾̉̚T̵̥̠͓͛͊"̸̛͎̼̺́̔̀̎͛̀̈̕͠

Thankfully Rosie soon appeared before Alastor and Susan could get into a brawl,

She handed you a lil' box of treats and sent you on your way with Susan.

A very polite way to get kicked out in your opinion,

The next time you see Alastor he brings Niffty, trying to get her to influence you enough to drive Susan to insanity.

It backfired.

You, on the rare occasions you roam outside of cannibal town you see someone you may have known during life, you usually don't interact with them, but sometimes they recognize you too, they give a look of mixed disbelief, pity and guilt or just indifference, you made similar decisions to them.

You saw a member of your family, trying to sell something on the streets one time, you went up to them with the confidence of Susan talking to Alastor,

You know they recognized you, you may look different but you were still you, just better then before.

Their face dropped seeing you, filled with guilt and shame, you weren't supposed to be down here, of all places, you should've gotten to live to be old and wrinkly, shaking their head they shoo'd you away in what you assumed was a way to tell you to move on, make the best of your afterlife.

"I don't know you, now shoo' go home."

When you got home to Susan making cannibal meatloaf, nagging you about getting home in a timely manner as you take off your shoes and place them by the door, it gives you a somewhat nostalgic feeling,

You may never seeing the majority of your family again, after all maybe they're in heaven or below with you,

They'll always be your family and while they weren't perfect but they loved you, and you loved them, and you always will even if you were apart.

And now you had a new family member, Your Grandma Susan,

And you loved her, and while she didn't outwardly say it, you knew through her actions of making you a scarf, bringing you a bowl of peeled or cut fruit, or something else, she loved you too.

good evening folks! Hope you enjoyed this, I'm making my way through the requests now so tune on in later for those!

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x you #susan & reader #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel susan #hazbin susan #hazbin rosie

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nayelixz · 10 months ago

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SPOILERS/RECAP (wakfu comic ep 1) ((TW; Might mention nsfw))

Okay so I just read the new episode and OH MY GOODNESS I WAS BULLSHOCKED AS SOON AS IT STARTED BECAUSE IT STARTED WITH AMALIA AND YUGO HAVING FUN TIME 😭😭 ((bro got laid)) but off track, yugo gets a jumpscare mid sex of amalia choking to death once his little golden dot thing in the middle of his chest glows (yeah so idk if he released causing that to happen or if he was just really happy in the moment and that glowed..) BUT BOY OH BOY WAS I HOPING FOR YUGO ANGST AND WE GOT IT. Gotta traumatize him more. Amalia gets mad that he left (girl he was curled up and crying leave the man alone for a minute 😭) and then changes and goes to the throne room, also I’ve noticed that the eliatropes and sadidas are now together as one, and I think that’s cool. But yeah that’s technically the episode

THEORYYYY

Amalia will fight Aurora (armand’s wife) as shown in the trailer. Andd I feel like something bad is going to happen to our girl amalia because the first time Yugo saw her die he curled up in a ball and started crying and was screaming her name. BUT LETS NOT HOPE THAT HAPPENS BC ILL BE UPSET AS FUCK KNOWING MY FAV DIES. ((tho it makes good angst edits… NOT THE POINT.)

This is free to discussion I wanna kinda chat about the episode for people who’ve read it.

#yumalia #wakfu #wakfu fanart #yugo wakfu #amalia sheran sharm #angst time

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ipatrichor · 4 months ago

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dead boy detectives episode seven thoughts

hey what if i cried. what if I lay down on the floor and curled up in a ball and wept and wailed my little heart out?? what then???

ohhh my god. oh my god. i've said like twice now that this show keeps giving me everything i've ever wanted but it just keeps being true!!! i'm going to sob how does every episode just keep getting better How do the writers know exactly what i want and then do it better than i thought of are they in my head??? oh my godddd this episode was devastating

hey i'm gonna cry. what do you mean edwin died scared and alone so he made sure charles didn't. that's devastating actually!!! he died in the dark and he was scared and he had no one, so he brings charles a lamp and answers his questions about ghosts and reads him a detective story with silly voices. what the hell that's so. i do not have words for this it hits so deeply!!! edwin is so deeply kind in a way that doesn't always come across because he's also a prickly bitch, and i love him so much holy shit

hell was genuinely so unsettling what the fuck. the spider MADE OF DOLL HEADS(??!!!?!?!?!?!) was bad enough, but it was such an incredibly good choice to have it appear empty on the way in and only be able to see all the suffering on the way out. it really upped the creep factor in the first part, and then really made the escape feel frenzied. very well done!! the imagery was insane, i really Believed that this was Actual Hell

actually on that point. there was one detail that meant so so much to me, in a way i'm not quite sure how to explain but will give my best effort. after edwin's conversation with simon, after they reach some kind of closure, the blue light implying that simon is able to move on in some way and maybe leave hell... if someone wasn't raised christian & subsequently deconverted idk if that stands out to anyone else, but. okay basically there's a conversation about how hell, by definition, cannot be just because it's infinite punishment for a finite crime. and that wasn't necessarily the point of the scene, but as someone who's been doing a lot of unpacking stuff around this recently it just. it hit hard man. in a good way! that scene actually means so much to me... god this whole episode is fantastic

crystal confronting daniel!!! my god i am so proud of our girl!!! yess take your agency back and regain control of your life!!!!! also jenny frequently being annoyed by crystal but still following her to a spooky abandoned area with a knife just so she won't have to face her abusive ex alone... god i love jenny. like yeah she's abrasive and kinda a dick but also she truly cannot stop herself from providing support to these two weird as hell teenagers living above her shop.

AND NIKO!!!! god niko was absolutely brilliant this episode... absolutely the mvp of the entire show goddamn, she really read the rules and made that the night nurse's problem <3 i love that for her so much. however i will say something has been worrying me. that magic 8 ball that's supposed to tell you when you're going to die has apparently been consistently saying 'outlook not good' and it's been mentioned twice now. and given that this show doesn't establish things like that and let them go to waste... i am Concerned. not to mention, the scene where it was her and the night nurse talking about zombies?? like idk it could be nothing!!! but also that is classic foreshadowing so i am simply concerned!!!

alright i got most of the immediate thoughts CONFESSION SCENE. HOLY SHIT. okay so i know i'm not super into confessions and i tend to nitpick when fictional characters behave certain ways pertaining to romance depending on whether the narrative promotes it or not (yes, i have a complicated relationship with romance, it came free with the demiromanticism. but also my partner is amazing so if written characters aren't that's just kinda a skill issue? lol). ANYWAY. this scene though was amazing. edwin tells charles how he feels, putting no pressure on charles to respond or feel the same. and charles clearly isn't sure how he feels- it doesn't seem like he's ever thought of edwin in that way before, and he's awkward about it but still assures edwin that even if he doesn't know if he can return those feelings, edwin is still incredibly important to him and nothing's gonna change that.

god it's just. such a good way to handle that scene!! literally everything i hoped for ^^ even if charles doesn't feel the same (which i didn't think he would given they've been hinting at romance with crystal and not building romantic feelings towards edwin the same way they've been building edwin's feelings for him but as always who knows) he still reaffirms how much he cares about edwin, because like i've been saying they're the most important person to each other and it truly does not matter if it's platonic or romantic!!!

i also love how well this lined up with established characterization haha. like, of course charles made a deal with the night nurse and leaped into hell headfirst and alone to rescue edwin, he's impulsive even when he isn't emotionally compromised and he'd never abandon his best mate. of course niko tries to connect with the people around her and ends up being incredibly helpful with a unique insight, that's what she's been doing this whole time! of course crystal runs off to find her own way to hell after being stopped from accompanying charles, she hates feeling useless and consistently endangers herself for the sake of her friends. of course edwin tries to convince simon to escape hell with him, he's heartbreakingly good and has spent the whole show trying to help people no one else can. it's all so... god, they are who they are and i love them so much

anyway i will leave u all with a funny thought i had. i haven't engaged with the fandom outside of my pal noble sorry if this is a joke everyone is already making

the cat king: i'll be here waiting when he escapes hell again, god i'm such a romantic meanwhile, charles breaking into hell:

#pat.txt #pat watches dbd #dead boy detectives #this episode fucked me up fr #it's almost 2am i gotta go to bed i can't watch the next one!!#absolutely sick and twisted that things turned out so i have to break before the season finale #however. breaking between episodes 6 and 7 would have been worse!! so i'll take what i can get lmao #istg as soon as i finish this show i am Scouring ao3. i will not survive on only 8 episodes of these chucklefucks (<- affectionate)

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alexxncl · 10 months ago

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‼️NIGHTBRINGER HDD CH. 4 SPOILERS‼️

masterlist | events | ch. 3

do we really not get to kiss them ??? not even during hdd???

...i'm in here complaining like i'm not a lesbian but MY POINT STILL STANDS ‼️

ofc asmo has something with "aphrodisiac" in the name. like what if it was actually an aphrodisiac ???

ik he wouldn't do anything like that against mc's will but however, in the instance that it was consensual, would your nails even dry fast enough before the shit started to kick in ?? like what if you're too horny to function before the polish dries ??? then what

imagine being such a bad cook that you fuck up sandwiches. LUNCH. MEAT. SANDWICHES. are you not embarrassed?

also how is mc getting from place to place to place so fast ??? teleportation ???? bc in the og timeline it kinda makes sense, though i feel like they'd be more tired than they are rn. in nb though? it makes no sense at all considering the fact that their powers are consistently weakening. which makes me think that this is either the og timeline or some undisclosed au

uncontrollably sobs. curls up into a ball and dies. implodes into a black hole.

i love sappy sentimental satan I LOVE CHARACTER GROWTH. the thing is, this can be said about the satan from either timeline. nb satan was more mentally and emotionally unstable, but that doesn't mean satan from the og timeline(s) didn't feel just as isolated as this satan did, if not even more so

imagine still not feeling like you belong after living with your "brothers" for millenia? having to act like you're ok and fine with constant isolation and ostracization from the people you want to love, the people which want to love you, but being unable to find common ground and pushing each other away even more than before

THEN SAY I LOVE YOU BACK 😐 i hate this man but i also love him but i also hate him but i also. more on this here bc i rambled too much

i couldn't NOT add my man like c'mon

maybe he clings to them so much because he knows they won't judge him offhandedly like his brothers do? bc they won't assume the worst of him at first glance? idk i feel like, other than the obvious reasons, there's more behind why he busts into mc's room unannounced all the time. being alone with self-deprecating thoughts is hard, and having someone else to fill the silence and the negative space with something positive does help

or maybe i'm reading too far into this and being biased bc thats my man

even if the throne wasn't based around bloodline, unless they become immortal, they wouldn't be able to be next in line anyways 😭 mc is nawt passing those trials diavolo went through either. no ma'am

the king's crucible ?? is that what it was called ???

honestly i can't lie, mc being the center of the world bc they're the center of the boys' world is cute. corny, but cute

damn they're that sexy ??? bringing everyone who meets them to their knees

minus luke obv

i wanna meet michael...i'm tryna see sum

and bring god and the demon king down while you're at it too...🫣

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elliespeach · 2 years ago

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fantasizing about protective festival!ellie

warnings: 18+ explicit sexual descriptions, drug use, alcohol use, very Very brief choking kink, implied homophobia, mild possession, pet names

an: an offering until i finish part 2 of you belong to me i thought of this at work and knew she would be a festival girlie okokenjoy

she def tried to convince u to let her buy an airtag and stick it in ur outfit just in case she lost you in the crowd “you could just call me els” “what if ur phone dies” she pouted

she wore a simple button up that was unbuttoned with a sports bra underneath, her abs showing which made ur toes curl and loose basketball shorts. meanwhile u had to spend hours trying to find what to wear, always earning a “everything looks so good on you baby” as ellie watched u change for the 8th time

“absolutely not” she protested one of the more scandalous outfits u tried on, typically she wouldn’t care and actually liked ur skin showing to be able to flaunt you around “you know how these people are there, i don’t need you being ogled all night”

no bc watching her dance at the actual festival was intoxicating, grinding up behind you going with the beat of the music, grabbing ur ass and feeling u up in a way that felt hungry

also note she had a blunt resting in her mouth while she danced on u AHH

im also picturing her in a backwards worn out ball cap do with that what u will,, ok carrying on

u were only crossed, as when u suggested trying something a bit harder ellie def had something to say "idk babe u dont even take well to being too high sometimes" "fine but were doing shots!"

so u both were wasted, she guided ur hips with her hands to spin you around to face her the strobe lights started going crazy for the drop of the song that was playing

ellie hit the blunt while u watched not even questioning it bc she was so fucking fine while doing

she inhaled slightly and leaned in, grabbed ur neck face and blew the smoke into your mouth for u after u exhaled she wrapped her free arm around ur waist pulling u closer in

this time she kissed u and kissed u hard, still grinding to the music while doing so ofc

her hand wandering around ur back down to ur ass and when the kiss ended u continued dancing and ellie took a quick glance around

she saw a guy poking at his friend then pointing to u and her and immediately protective mode was activated

"cmon, i gotta go to the bathroom" grabbing ur hand and not even giving u the chance to respond "ellieeeeeeeee"

u guys were towards the back because "i dont wanna lose u in the crowd plus i think i would suffocate"

"els we just went to the bathroom" "i saw some guys staring at us, i didn't like the looks of it" she was very occasionally glancing in the direction where u guys came from, obviously worried

"lets go finish this and then go back" she suggested and brought u to the back of one of the food stands,, holding ur hand the entire time of course kinda too tight like she was white knuckling that shit

u guys passed it back and forth a few times before the redness of your perfect eyes, being crossed, and full on craving u overwhelmed her

"els!" u giggled as she sucked on ur exposed neck, marking every single square inch she possibly could before moving to ur jaw

ellie being ellie she lightly bit ur earlobe sending shockwaves thru u n feeling the surge of confidence ((and bc shes a cocky shit)) she goes "let those try guys come near you, you're mine"

immediate butterflies. immediate pulsing in ur pussy like oh my GOD and being so horrendously down bad u say "i'm yours"

instinctively u stretched ur arms over her shoulders and as soon as u started to move ur hands thru her hair in pleasure she threw the remaining blunt to the ground and literally picked u up

like hoisted u up so that ur legs were around her waist, one of her hands placed itself on ur back the other firmly on ur ass

this was all mid kiss btw

she spun around and crashed ur back into the back of the food stand and bc shes so strong she could hold you there basically by holding herself so close to you

she reached a hand down feeling ur pussy thru the very light shorts u had on "no underwear, huh baby?" all u could do was shake ur head the feeling of her touching u was overwhelming to say the least "and already so wet, tsk tsk"

u blushed but thank god it was dark bc she wouldve teased u about it and u wanted so badly for her to just kiss u again u leaned in slightly as if asking permission

"and so needy" "please, els" "what was that?" she paused her fingers on ur core and u whined "words princess, i need words"

sigh, anyway

leaving the festival she knew u were drained and let u piggy back most of the way to the car, she drove back home letting u sleep peacefully in the passenger seat

when u guys got back home she was fully prepared to carry u in but u woke up

but u were way to tired to get ready for bed so she undressed u, showered u, and put u in one of her tee shirts and ultimately put u to bed only to be interrupted by her coming to cuddle only a short time later

#ellie williams #ellie williams fanfiction #modern!ellie #ellie williams smut #ellie williams x you #ellie williams tlou #ellie williams hcs #festival!ellie #no bc i need her so bad #its not funny anymore guys

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kissorkill16 · 4 months ago

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Just An Idiot: A Hello Neighbor Fanfic

By JJ

Summary: Sometimes, you just feel like an idiot for wanting a pretty girl.

Enzo tried not to squirm as his sister pressed the disinfectant pad on his chest.

"You're a real idiot for doing that.", said Maritza. Enzo rolled his eyes and gently pushed his sister, "Mari, please. This is punishment enough.", he said, gesturing to his stab wound.

"Whatever, man."

Maritza grabbed the bandages from the table and began wrapping them around Enzo's chest.

"I mean it, though.", she said. "You knew it was risky, and you still went out there anyway. And for what? For some girl who doesn't even like you like that?"

At that point, Enzo felt something inside him just snap. He stood up despite the pain, and he shoved his sister to the floor.

"What the hell is your problem?!", he yelled at her. "You constantly mock me, tease me, throw things at me and you act like you're embarrassed to call me your brother, even in public. Trinity makes me happy, and you think she's just using me for her own gain, but you're wrong!"

"And how do you know that?!", Maritza yelled back at her brother.

"Because she's given me reasons to trust her!", said Enzo, "While she's been a totally awesome friend to me, you've been nothing but a total bitch!"

Maritza stood up, "I'm not taking it back. You're an idiot for wanting someone just because they're pretty.", she said. "I know what Trinity is really like, because I'm not blinded by her pretty face."

Enzo felt himself ball his hands into fists, "And I'm the idiot here? Just because I want to trust someone and help them out when they need me?", he said. "Yes, I love Trinity because she's pretty, but I know she's more than that. She's kind, she's smart, she's brave, and she's a fantastic leader."

He bent down to meet Maritza's level.

"And if she's really using me, I'd prefer it over you being a total asshole to me 24/7 any day of the fucking week."

Maritza's eyes widened. She's never heard her brother swear before. At least not in English. When he did, he only swore in Spanish, never in English. That's how she knew that Enzo was really angry.

Then she saw Enzo curl up and his eyes fill with tears.

"Maybe I am an idiot.", he said, "We went into the woods together, and when I screamed, she didn't even come to save me. You did.", he wiped his face as tears started to run down his cheeks. "Maybe Trinity isn't the girl I fell in love with anymore, maybe I was an idiot for just falling for her pretty face."

Maritza didn't like seeing her brother cry. She sat down next to him and gave him a side hug, "Enzo, I know you feel stupid, and I'm gonna admit something."

Enzo looked over to his sister.

"As I got to know Trinity, I kinda fell in love with her too."

She looked away from her brother's surprised face, "But ever since she found that coin, she's become more stubborn, and I know she's probably under a lot of stress, but..."

Maritza took Enzo's hand and held it in hers.

"But you almost died tonight, and if I hadn't known about this, Crowface would've fucking killed you. She knew you'd come with her because you were the only one willing to help her, and she used that to her advantage. That's not the Trinity either of us fell in love with.", said Maritza, "I guess we're both idiots."

Enzo looked at his shoes, and Maritza gently squeezed his hand.

"But we can be idiots together, but maybe we can stop following the pretty girl."

Enzo smiled warmly at his sister, and Maritza gently wrapped her arms around her brother, careful not to put too much pressure on the stab wound.

#hello neighbor #welcome to raven brooks #enzo esposito #maritza esposito #my fics #hello neighbor fanfic #hurt/comfort

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deans-baby-momma · 7 months ago

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The Hunter and The Sheriff - Chapter 3

Dean didn't want to do it, he tried to stave it off as long as he could but when Donna touched his balls while his cock was being squeezed by her tight throat his cum shot out of him like a bullet.

Donna hummed as he throbbed and pumped her gullet full, swallowing every single drop and licking the remnants from his member as she slowly backed off.

“Mmmm delicious,” she purred as she sat back on her feet and looked up at him through her eyelashes.

He smiled down at her in adoration. Dean felt as if he had died and went to Heaven, again. Only Heaven was a busty, full-figured woman with curly blonde hair.

Dean helps Donna up off the floor and they flop onto the bed once again, giggling and laughing at the wet spot on the sheets.

They lay in bed the rest of the night and regaled each other with stories, from Donna growing up in Hastings to Dean telling her about almost being taken out by a sharp piece of metal.

The sun was just beginning to rise as the two lovers dozed off to sleep, wrapped in one another's arms.

The sun was blinding and he could hear birds chirping outside as Dean’s mind woke up. He smiled as he remembered where he was and why he was so fucking tired. After driving eight hours to get to Donna, they spent the rest of the night fucking like animals…. just like Donna had said.

Dean never knew Sheriff Donna Hanscum was such a vivacious and spirited lover. She was so reserved and shy before but god damn if Dean would complain. He knew he has met his match and he was fucking loving every minute of it.

Donna’s head was on his chest and her arm was draped across his stomach, her fingers tickling along his side. He opened his eyes and looked down at the mess of blonde curls that were littering across his body.

“I wanna take you out,” he rasps. “On a date.”

Donna’s head whips up and she looks at him stunned.

“Really? Like, for reals?”

“For reals,” he chuckles. “I wanna treat you right. Doug 1 and 2 didn’t do it and I don’t think any man has ever treated you like you should be treated.”

“And how’s that?” Donna asks, bringing her hand up to his chest and putting her chin on it to look up at him.

“Like a fucking goddess, Don! You are the epitome of someone who should be cherished and treasured.”

“Are you just saying that because you’re fucking with me?” she asks and then laughs. “That statement could go either way. Either you’re joking with me or it’s because you have been literally fucking me?”

“You’re adorable,” he says with a smile and kisses her forehead. “I like you Donna. Hell, I think I have always been attracted to you but, in this life, you know sometimes you just have to put things to the side and deal with them later.”

“Are you saying you want to be my boyfriend?”

Dean rolls his eyes but there’s a smirk on his face. “Well I am a boy and I think I’m your friend. So I kinda already am aren’t I?”

“Oh honey. There ain’t nothing boy about you. You are all man. 110% man. You’re my manfriend.”

“So does that make you my womanfriend?”

“Yep,” Donna says and then pushes herself up. Dean misses the heat of her body next to his but he definitely enjoys the view of Donna’s ample bosom bouncing with her movements. He savors the sight as she stands and turns toward him, still in her birthday suit.

His eyes rake over her body, from her robust but shapely breasts over her plump tummy and down to the motherland. Her mound is neatly trimmed with just a faint tuft of blonde curls hiding the most delicious pussy he’s ever had. Her thighs touch but to Dean, that just makes her even more sexy.

“Oompha,” Donna says and grabs his attention back to her face. “You keep looking like you're going to devour me and we’ll never get out of this room.”

“That a bad thing?”

“It is when I got the evening shift and I need to get ready,” Donna tells him.

“Oh, yea. I guess so,” Dean says as he sits up in the bed, his back against the headboard. “Well, while you are out keeping the wonderful townspeople safe, I need to run some errands myself. Where’s the nearest men’s store?”

“Wal-Mart is-” Donna begins but stops and pinches her lips together as Dean throws the sheet off his body and stands on the opposite side of the bed. Her eyes are automatically drawn to his cock, swinging between his bowed legs. “-I just can’t get over how that fit inside me. It’s so thick and long and..” she trails off into a whimper but then shakes her head and brings her eyes back to Dean’s face. “Wal-Mart is 15 miles east of here.”

Dean smiles, the first genuine smile he can remember in a long time. Donna is just so pure and good. She is completely adorable.

“Come on, let’s get cleaned up so you can get to work and I can go buy something to wear on our date.”

They once again share a shower but keep it chaste, only touching to wash each other’s backs.

Donna is dressed in her uniform and Dean is in a pair of jeans and a tee shirt, as he sees her off, opening the door and kissing her deeply before slapping her ass and shooing her out the door.

As Dean watches Donna leave in her patrol car, he smiles once again genuine and actually happy.

‘I could get used to this,’ he thinks to himself.

His phone rings and he sees that it’s Sam calling.

“Hey Sam, everything alright?”

He listens as Sam says he was just calling to make sure Dean was fine since he hadn’t come back to the Bunker.

“Yea, yea. I’m good. Just needed a breather. Ya know, that was a close call on that last hunt. Just needed to get my head back on straight. I’ll be home in a few days.”

Dean stares at the objects in front of him. He shouldn’t have done it but he was bored and boredom leads to mischief.

It just so happens that his mischief was the mistake of going through Donna’s closet. When he found the box shoved in the very back of the room, he should’ve left it there. He shouldn’t have pulled it out and carried it to the bed.

He damn sure shouldn’t have opened it. Because what he found inside not only troubled him but had him questioning a lot also.

He knew the items inside were Donna’s because he saw her name and address clearly on the mailing label. What he didn’t understand was why she would have these in her possession. What was her plan? Had she used these before?

Then he briefly recalls her words while he was ramming into her just a few hours prior. Oh. Oh. Oh! She wasn’t just talking dirty to be talking dirty. She really does have toys….and a few torture devices by the looks of it.

Dean picks up a pair of handcuffs that - sure, a Sheriff needs handcuffs - but not ones with red fur around the bracelets. He jiggles them in his hand, letting them hang from his fingertip and is impressed with the weight of the shackles.

They’re not flimsy like others he has seen and has used with other lovers. Those broke way too easily, but these….these were meant to hold their victims captive and bound.

His dick twitched at the idea of Donna fettering him up and having her way with him. The imagery in his mind had his dick standing at attention in no time. He knew she was going to be gone for a few more hours so he decided to use a couple of the more vanilla items and relieve himself.

Dean quickly found out just how difficult it was to utilize an anal plug on himself. Everytime he began he would tense up and have to start over. Once the little bulb was seated in his ass, he took the tight cock ring and worked it over his throbbing member until it was in place at the root.

He reached over and brought the bottle of lube he’d been using on the plug and squirted a generous amount in his hand before wrapping his fingers around himself. The liquid was cool but assisted in his movements.

As he jacked off, he thought back to just this morning, of Donna standing at the side of the bed, no longer ashamed and bashful in his presence. No she was comfortable in her body and confident and that was the biggest turn on if there ever was one.

Dean could feel his balls begin to draw up as he kept stroking and squeezing and turning his hand just so right at the bottom of the head of his dick. He knew he wouldn’t last much longer and he’d still have time to clean up before Donna came home from her shift.

Donna. The one woman that was getting under his skin. She was seeing the part of Dean that he kept hidden from the world. The Sheriff was unknowingly weaseling her way right into his heart, in ways Dean never could have expected.

As he thinks of the busty blonde Sheriff and the smoking hot body she hides under her uniform, he quickly finds his release, his seed shooting out and landing on his groin and lower abdomen.

He gets his breathing back to normal and works the cockring off his flaccid member before doing the same with the plug.

While cleaning himself and disinfecting the toys with the sanitary spray that he found in the bag, he smiles as he thinks of all the crazy ways he and Donna could use the bag of items.

Noticing the time, he is surprised that in less than an hour Donna would be off the clock; headed to him, and their date….that he still needed to get ready for.

For the second time that day, Dean showers, and steps out onto the rug to dry off and get dressed.

He saunters into Donna’s room with the towel wrapped around his waist, feeling right at home. He didn't have to hide his insecurities behind a mask of masculinity and bravado here. It was refreshing.

He dresses and walks back into the bathroom to toss the towel in the hamper and style his hair. When he hears the front door open, he smiles at himself in the mirror. My love is home runs through his mind and that stops him in his tracks.

When did that happen? When did a good time between two friends lead to love? Sure, they were screwing but he'd fucked plenty of women though the years and he'd never thought of them as love.

Lovers, maybe. Lisa, Cassie, Anna. They were lovers but he never thought of them as his love. Donna was different, though.

Donna knew his life; she understood it. She helped even. They have a mutual bond- a connection. Could that be it?

He felt this way because they understood one another on a deeper level than he'd ever experienced, ‘that had to be it right?’

“Honey, I'm home!” Donna says as she enters the bedroom and strolls into the bathroom where Dean is having his internal conflict. “Heya handsome. You sure look nice. Give me half an hour and I'll be ready for our date.”

Donna strips out of her uniform and underclothes before stepping into the shower. What she didn't notice was Dean still staring at himself in the mirror and not at her, like he'd done since they began their arrangement.

Dean finally snaps out of it and speaks, “I'll be in the kitchen waiting.”

“Sure thing,” Donna responds.

Dean paces in the kitchen as he contemplates when and how his feelings for Donna had changed.

When did he go from being a friend, a fuck buddy to this? To thinking of Donna as his… anything.

Sure they had confirmed their status just this morning but he wasn't expecting these feelings so quickly.

‘Oh fuck! I have feelings. I'm a goddamn chick flick!’

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#dean winchester #donna hanscum #smut #fluff #THaTS #supernatural #canon adjacent #spn

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fallminlove · 16 days ago

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"Chances" - Jun x Yanan

“Chances can be missed, but not all chances should be taken.”

-> paring: roommates Junhui x Minghao ; besties Minghao x Yanan ; soulmates Junhui x Yanan -> characters: pet store worker!Jun ; coffee shop worker!Mingao ; pizza store worker!Yanan -> genre: fluff, strangers to lovers, bulleted list fic -> word count: 3.5k -> content warning: slight cursing, lots of crackhead headcanons, slight dark humor, cross group shipping(? -> don’t know if this counts), I LITERALLY WROTE THIS IN 2018 BECAUSE OF CYZJ

p.s. hi hi, this is my first fic that've uploaded in a while ! I wrote this in 2018 since I was really really into cyzj (Chao Yin Zhan Ji - The Collaboration a show that Minghao and Junhui was on) and this is where I fell deeply in love with Jun and Yanan and their friendship. I've made some changes and I hope you guys can enjoy!!

it’s another interesting day in Junhao’s apartment

because Jun is groaning in the next room over from Minghao

“Junhui shut up or I’ll kick you out of this apartment”

for some odd reasons our lovely, sweet boy Wen Junhui always get rejected when he confesses to someone

he can’t even count the amount of times he’s been turned down for the past 22 years of his life

every time he finds the courage to confess he just,,,

*sounds of broken glass*

yeah that’s Jun’s heart shattering

and then Minghao has to be by Jun’s side to pick up all the broken pieces and help him super glue each piece back together

insert cartoon mini!hao with a broom and dust pan sweeping by cartoon mini!jun’s side who’s currently sobbing

last night the same thing happened again.

Jun came home

curled up on the couch and sobbed his heart out

while Minghao goes through his checklist of comforting Jun:

patting him

telling him it’s fine

none of it s your fault

making him drink water to calm down

once Jun’s sobs dies down Minghao led his big baby roommate back to his room and tell him to sleep all the thoughts away

today Minghao’s shift at the coffee shop starts a bit later than usual

which just so happens to be the same time when Jun has to go to work

Minghao knocks on Jun’s door

who is still groaning smh

“hey you gotta get up so you can pay rent. come on now or I’m barging into your room”

silence.

“alright I’m coming in, you better not be naked in there”

Minghao turns the handle and pushes the door into Jun’s room

he just sees a blanket ball on top of Jun’s bed

aka there’s a jun holding the structural integrity of the ball

Minghao shakes the blanket ball

“Jun get up you have work later”

“hm”

well that’s the first word other noise Xu Minghao has heard from this boy today

“aren’t you excited to see all your kids later?”

(*note: jun works at a pet shop, and all the pets in the shop are his babies!)

finally Jun peeks out from his blankets

Minghao sighed,

thank god you’re not dead

he sits on the side of Jun’s bed and pats where he thinks his shoulder is(?)

“I know you’re still upset about last night but hey let me tell you what I read earlier”

“Minghao all you read are fictions”

“Junhui you don’t even read”

Hao quickly shuffles to his room and ran back to where he was in Jun’s room

he held the book up to show blanket ball!Jun who’s still lying in bed

“1231 Ways to Find your Soulmate”

Jun just looks back at Minghao and the book

“huh, so you read fiction and guide books”

*whack*

[Minghao: 1]

[Junhui: 0]

“no dumbass I read BOOKS”

“anyways, I was reading and I found one of the experiences here that’s kinda similar to you”

Minghao flips to the page he was talking about and made jun sit up to read it

“Section 1025: Fate Guidance”

“Hao this is stupid all soulmates are based on fate”

“just read”

“Explanation: You’ll not be able to find your soulmate until you get some discourages. Also known as getting rejected. But this is a good sign because it is fate guiding you, making you skip all the unnecessary heartbreaks from the relationship, in order for you to find your true soulmate.”

now Jun is getting intrigued

and more comforted

since this naive boy has never really learned about the concept of soulmates

or at least other ways to find them besides the tattoo way

smh all those fanfics

which Minghao said it isn’t possible because nobody is born with tattoos unless it’s birth marks

but them fanfic dont write it that way HMMMMM

“hey Minghao”

“yeah?”

“do you wanna go out with me?”

Minghao.exe has stopped functioning.

“um no?”

“okay I just wanna test this out”

Minghao is literally trying to hold back his urge to whack jun with the book AGAIN

he snatched his book from Jun and walk out of his room

“by the way you probably have 15 mins to get ready for work and to eat breakfast before you’re late”

now you see a wild Jun is running around the house

“also I cant pick you up from work tonight, I’m gonna be meeting up with my friend so get your own ride”

and with that Xu Minghao has left the chaotic Jun running around the house

don’t worry Jun got to work on time, he loves his job so much he would never be late

also he just doesn’t wanna get fired because bro does need to pay rent

then the night rolls around,,

Minghao is out at dinner with his good friend from high school, Yanan

even though they live in the same city they never meet up often since they are both busy with their lives and full time jobs

“so pizza boy what’s up with you these days”

ah yes

Yanan. is. a. pizza. boy.

he usually does deliveries because the pizza store thought “hey we need a good looking and good working fella to deliver pizza so maybe costumers will buy from us more. oh Yanan you’re perfect for this position”

and Yanan uses his pizza delivery boy advantage to maybe encounter and meet his potential partner…

“you know just delivering pizza as usual, or be the cashier when I’m not on delivery. hey lemme tell you about this really pretty-“

“Yanan this better be the same person you talked about last time”

um yeah

Yanan also has this thing where he changes the person he’s interested really fast

if he gets a good vibe, it is a potential!

Yanan’s roster can probably wrap around the earth three times

he could be called as a player but he’s never really dated any of his interests

“uhhh, what if it’s not?”

“Yanan man you really gotta give some more thoughts into your relationships. you can’t always just have a crush on someone just by their looks or just vibes after you spoke with them for 10 mins”

“well I mean I do want to make a commitment one day but I just can’t help myself”

and right as he said that he’s eyeing some who just walked pass by their table

Minghao sighs.

“and that’s exactly what i’m saying. dude do you not believe in soulmates?”

Yanan shook his head

to Yanan, soulmates are like myths or fairy tales

it can be true, but it’s obvious it’s made up

once again Xu Minghao whips out his book that he showed his roommate this morning

and he flips to a certain page

“read this”

“Way 610: Selective"

"Explanation: You need to be careful with who you make commitments with. If they are not the one, you’ve lost your chance of finding your real soulmate. If they are the one, it should be an instant click.”

Yanan looks up from the book

“so? you understand it now?”

“Minghao this doesn’t apply to me alright? this book is for everyone, how would you know this one is my way of finding soulmates? also bro why do you carry a textbook around you?”

Minghao glares.

“alright alright, but i’m just telling you to be careful and not to make the wrong choice”

with that they continue on with their dinner and flipped the subject over

for the next couple of days everything went on as usual for all the boys, they went to work, take care of their personal chores. rinse and repeat.

well to Yanan there was something out of the ordinary for him

he was sitting on his living room floor

“You need to be careful with who you make commitments with.”

of course at his job he was doing what he normally does, making deliveries, checking eyeing out who he could make a potential commitment with

but ever since that night

he’s been thinking about that line from Minghao’s book and making him feel uneasy?

I’m just overthinking this, yanan thought

he got up to make himself some dinner and watch tv to clear his mind away

the next day went on as normal, but Minghao needed to stay and close the shop

so Jun went home first and he changed into his pajamas instantly

then he looked around the kitchen for anything that can be dinner worthy

ramen? just ate that last night.

salad? nah that’s minghao’s grass.

spaghetti? oops we ran out of sauce.

sandwich? nope not in the mood for it.

basically jun concludes his kitchen status as:

[no food]

he looked on the fridge door filled with restaurant menus and flyers, hopefully finding something that can be delivered

and the first thing that caught his eyes was the the local pizza store flyer

“well guess you it is”

then Jun called the number and ordered a large pepperoni pizza

not that he was gonna share with Minghao or anything-

but large pizza it is

he slumped on the couch playing on his phone, waiting for his pizza and Minghao

15 mins later, the door bell ring

which made Jun rolled off of the couch

yes he literally rolled off of the couch

because:

1. no one ever comes over so the doorbell isn’t in frequent use

2. the doorbell sound is scary when you’re alone in a SILENT house

3. he forgot the money

after grabbing his wallet from his room he shuffled to the front door and opened it

there,,,,,

in front of Jun is this beautiful, has an extremely nice smile, flawless pizza boy

named Yanan,, because you know, name tags

while Yanan is in front of this handsome, even though he’s in pajamas pants, stunning boy

named,,,,, well he kinda forgot the order receipt was in his pocket

“damn”

smh nice one Junhui

“I-I’m sorry?”

“oh, uhhh,,,, I’m just surprised at how big the pizza is,,,”

and by now Yanan is giggling

yes Jun, you made a smooth move

“yeah the box might make the pizza seem extremely big, but the sizes of our large pizzas are all 16 inch!”

“oh wow I didn’t even know that, guess you just learn something new everyday huh?”

pizza boy Yanan nodded, and kinda kept his gaze on Jun for awhile

since Jun was also looking at the other boy

basically they created an awkward atmosphere but none of them can’t feel it?????

finally Yanan was the first to snap back to reality

(the hot pizza box was getting to him)

“oh the pizza will be $16.64”

Jun pulled out $30 and told Yanan to keep the change

yes Jun just gave a tip that’s almost the same amount as his food

which wasn’t a problem because that pizza boy was fine

so is the pizza

but mostly it’s because of his pizza delivery boy

after Yanan has gone out of the apartment he felt that his heart was basically racing out of his chest

but he wasn’t even running??

Yanan shook his head to clear his mind and continued on with his work

as Yanan continued to make deliveries, he couldn’t get the image of the boy he saw earlier out of his mind

later when Minghao came back home he just sees Junhui lying on the couch hugging a giant pizza box

“you good?”

“yeah”

“lemme guess you ate that whole box of pizza?”

“nope, I haven’t ate a slice yet”

and then Jun peeks into the box

“Wen Junhui what the hell are you doing hugging a FULL pizza box”

“hey Minghao can we order pizza more often”

Minghao just glares at jun for couple of seconds and walked into his room to change into his lounge clothes

10 mins later, Minghao walked out of his room and he sees Jun still hugging that box of pizza

“dude I’m gonna eat that pizza if you aren’t gonna eat it”

“no”

huh ???????

Minghao is so confused on why Jun would buy a whole large pizza and not eat it

[thughao activates]

*snatch*

“I’m putting this on the kitchen table”

now Jun is pouting on the couch after he lost his pizza box

he was about to get up and get a slice of pizza but suddenly he felt his phone buzz in his pocket

Text from [Unknown Number]:

Hey

This is Yanan

You know that pizza boy from earlier

I’m sorry I forgot to give you your receipt earlier

Sorry if this was weird

I’ll show myself out

Jun is actually going to melt at this point

he just looks at his phone in disbelief

damn that cute pizza boy texted me

then he sees the texting bubbles again from Yanan

Okay I’m back to say that I just wanted to chat with you a little more

Oh, you read my messages already

smh Junhui you forgot you had read receipts on

UGHHHHH now I’m sorry for spamming you

with his shaky fingers Jun finally typed back a response to Yanan

no you’re fine!!

I just couldn’t text back because I was eating a slice of pizza

I was thinking about I wanted to chat with you more as well!

in reality Wen Junhui is: [panicking on the inside]

with that Jun literally stood in the middle of the living room with blushed cheeks for half an hour texting Yanan

Minghao: if you don’t come over any time soon I'm taking your pizza and feeding it to the squirrels in the neighborhood

yes Minghao is in the corner watching this mess who was crying his heart out last week but now he’s smiling like an idiot

also yes Jun eventually did get a slice of pizza

for the next couple of weeks Jun and Yanan just been texting back and forth and getting to know each other better

and man

did they fall more deeply in love with each other

but because their schedules never lines up

since that night when Jun ordered pizza they didn’t get to see each again

and after that since Minghao kinda banned Jun from having pizza again

(Minghao: we spent 3 nights finishing all that pizza, and Jun barely ate any!! AND HE ORDERED IT!)

also because Minghao promotes that healthy lifestyle !!

so one night Minghao and Yanan got together again for dinner

they were just making small talks

also Hao is once again nagging Yanan about the soulmates thing again

and suddenly Yanan just goes

Yanan: hey can I tell you something

Minghao: sure

Yanan: I’m kinda talking to someone right now

Minghao: ooh really, what’s their name? *taking a sip of his water*

Yanan: his name is Jun

Minghao: *chokes* wHAT.

Yanan: I’m talking to a guy named Jun, what’s wrong with that?

Minghao: well my roommate’s name is Jun too, must be a coincidence...

Minghao’s mind is basically like

yeah,,,,

it could be any jun

it doesn’t have to be his best friend/companion/roommate Jun

BUT,,,,,,,,,,,,

WHAT IF.

“hey Yanan do you have time in the morning in the next couple of days?”

“I don’t work until 1pm on Saturday”

“perfect, come to The Coffee Shop at 11am on Saturday. I need to show you something”

Yanan is basically looking at Minghao weirdly now because he doesn’t know what kind of plans Minghao’s mind is making

flashbacks to all the times in high school where Minghao tried to pull small pranks on Yanan to embarrass him

“sounds sketchy but I’ll come by”

and with that Minghao has started his mini quest

that same night when Minghao went home

he sees Jun on his phone as always

his sixth sense kicks in and his plans that he cannot share: [activates]

“hey Junhui what are you doing right now”

“playing on my phone can’t you see”

well alrighty then smartass

“you’ve been pretty glued to your phone for the past few weeks, anything going on?”

Jun shakes his head while he’s CLEARLY smiling and giggling at his phone

“nahhh I’ve been looking at memes”

“show me”

for some reasons Jun froze as Minghao said that

“nahhh you wouldn’t like them it’s not your humor”

“Junhui I've lived with you for 2 years now I know when you’re lying fess up”

to be honest,, Minghao actually didn’t know he just randomly guessed

(the sixth sense !!)

“ughhhh fine, you know how couple weeks ago I ordered pizza”

“ah yes the night where I came home and seeing you hugging a FULL box of pizza”

“shut up”

Minghao’s face literally screams “try me”

“anyways, I kinda have been talking to that pizza boy ever since that night”

“damn, you already got his number the first day you met him?! what’s his name?”

“first of all, he had my number from the receipt; second of all, his name is Yanan”

[secret agent Xu Minghao has completed all of his objectives]

well, almost.

since he is the one who always encourages Jun to do certain things

and he found out Jun has never seen Yanan ever since

sooooooo

“hey don’t you work kinda late on Saturday?”

“yeah, at 12, why?”

“you should invite Yanan out to The Coffee Shop and confess to him then”

Jun just shaking his head

his entire body is rejecting to that idea

“Minghao I don’t think I’m ready”

“well that’s what you think, I think, wait no, I KNOW you’re ready”

with that Xu Minghao just left Junhui on the couch pouting and contemplating at his bright phone screen

“ahh screw it”

[To: Pizza Boy]

Hey do you wanna meet up at The Coffee Shop on Saturday?

[From: Pizza Boy]

Sure!

I actually have to run an errand that day around there too

Seems like you read my mind and plans lol

[To: Pizza Boy]

I’ll meet you at 11am then!

and yes

Wen Junhui just successfully planned his first date with Yanan

but the date is under Minghao’s supervision so he can call the emergency code word “meow” when he needs help

when 11am Saturday rolls in

Minghao was already there since he had to open the store that day

Jun came about 10 mins early because he was having too much anxieties at home without Minghao

but Minghao is just ready to watch a romance drama unfold right in front of him

he almost packed popcorn to work

since Jun sat with his back towards the main entrance he didn’t see when Yanan walked in till he heard his voice

“hey what’s up Minghao”

huh

wait,,,,

Yanan knows Minghao?!

what is going on?????!?!?!?

[Jun’s panic mode: activated]

“what did you wanna show me I’m actually running on a schedule for a date later”

oooooh

and here comes devilish sneaky Hao

he popped his head out of the counter more and looks in Jun’s direction

“hey Junhui come over here”

Jun can feel his face starting to get hot

and he sloooooooowly inched his way to where Yanan and Minghao are

“hey Yanan”

now Minghao is getting REAAAAAAAL HYPE

“here Yanan, lemme introduce, Wen Junhui, aka Jun, aka my roommate”

“Jun, this is my best friend from high school, Yanan”

Jun and Yanan looked at each other and then looked at Minghao

and they did that for maybe a whole 30 sec

Yanan: oH you set us up huh

Minghao: bingo!

Jun: I literally live in the same house as you how come I didn’t notice

Minghao: well maybe if you weren’t so glued to your phone you would’ve noticed. now do whatever you need to do. I’m here to work

and he does a shooing motion to continue enjoying his show tell them to continue their date

of course, he bought them drinks because you don’t wanna just chat without a drink at The Coffee Shop!

then Jun lead Yanan to the table he was sitting at

they both just made some small talks since they’ve talked a lot over text already

and then

Jun finally brings up the courage to ask

“hey, sooo I kinda invited you out today because ever since the day I saw you, I literally asked Minghao if I can order pizza every night just so I can see you again. I’ve liked you ever since the first day I saw you.”

deep breathe in,,,,,,

“do you wanna go out with me?”

0.00000001 sec later

“yes, of course! I was about to say the same”

Yanan was so surprised at how fast he replied to that

he didn’t even think before he said anything

Jun was also surprised at how fast Yanan responded

but he was even more surprised that he finally didn’t get rejected for once

they were both giggling at each others reactions

and talking about what they should do for their next date

behind the counter you see Xu Minghao holding up his soulmate guidebook in the background

yes Junyan literally did that in front of Minghao’s book

Minghao: soulmates are real kids

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lilinarchives · 11 months ago

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Good Kitten

TW: Er0tica (check tags for content warnings)

Two childhood friends, a gamer girl and a closeted cat boy, enjoy each other's private company. Wholesome fluff and slowburn mild spice. Young adult, queer platonic, neurodivergent kinda love.

Purr for Me

We were in her room hanging out, talking about video games and other common interests. She was showing me her gaming set up and her closet full of cosplay. I took interest in her outfits and she pulled out some accessories to show off. It was cute watching her and listening to her talk so passionately about her interests.

After a while, we decided to play video games together. Or rather, she set me up to play Minecraft on her PC and walked me through how to play.

I haven't played video games that much before. My hand-eye coordination is pretty bad and the last time I played any sort of game it gave me anxiety. But she was very encouraging and patient with me and she was so excited to share her interests I felt just as excited to try.

But it was kinda short lived. I think I was mining or something and the game made a very eerie cave sound that put me on edge. I froze up and tried to leave and she was helping me navigate but as I was leaving a creeper dropped down onto me from a ledge and blew up in my face. The screen turned red and the “You Died” message popped up on the screen. I jumped out of my chair.

A rush of adrenaline kicked through my nerves. I felt dizzy and couldn’t breath. Hyperventilating I curled into a ball on the floor as the panic attack took over. She was very quick to comfort me. She cooed words of reassurance, telling me I was okay and she was here for me. She reached out her hands to me and I held one for support and the other she gently placed on my head, petting my hair slowly.

We sat on the floor together for a few minutes as the panic passed. Once I could, I sat up from the floor. She sat back in her gaming chair and pulled my head into her thighs. I leaned against her and she kept petting my head.

“You okay?”

“Yea, sorry.”

“No, it’s okay, it’s okay. You have nothing to be sorry about. Would you like me to keep petting you?”

“If you don’t mind. It helps a lot.”

“Of course, I don’t mind. I like physical affection… also your hair is really soft and fluffy.”

We laughed and the last of the tension in the room dissipated. I closed my eyes and leaned more into her embrace. We sat like that in silence for a little bit. And then I heard her giggle. I looked up at her curiously.

“Sorry, it’s just, I feel like I’m petting a kitten.”

“O-oh?” I felt my cheeks warm at the thought.

A mischievous look crept into her expression. I raised an eyebrow as she stared at me. She looked as if she had a question sitting on the tip of her tongue.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” I asked.

“Like what?” She countered.

“Like-“ I averted my eyes in embarrassment. A little piece of scuffed rubber on my shoe became very interesting and I started fidgeting with it. “Never mind.”

She chuckled. My eyes flickered back up at her before quickly returning to my shoe.

“Can I dress you up a little? I think you’d look really cute with these cat ears on.”

I looked back up at her in surprise. She pointed to the black cat ear clips in her hair.

“Oh… o-okay…” I stuttered.

“Really?” She nearly jumped out of her seat with excitement.

Butterflies filled my stomach and my heart pounded harder. Though it was a different feeling than the panic attack. Her excitement was contagious. I loved her smile.

“Sure," I said.

She clapped her hands together rapidly, grinning from ear to ear. She spun her chair towards me and I was suddenly hyper aware of the fact that my face was between her legs. I tried to avert my gaze respectfully but she pulled my head towards her and started playing with my hair. I froze awkwardly. All I could do was stare forward at her chest as she bent down to fix the hair clips into my hair. I didn’t realize I’d stopped breathing until she leaned back and my body reminded me that I was on the brink of death.

“Aww, they’re so cute on you! Oh, my gawd. I’m sorry, you’re just… a little cat boy,” She giggled, waving her hands near her face in embarrassment.

I laughed too, covering my flustered smile. The bells on the ears jingled with my movement.

“Hey, you know what I think would be fun? What if I just played games while you just sit between my legs under the desk and then between games I can just reach down and pet you.”

I think my brain just stopped working or something because I could not find the words to answer.

“Would you like… cause I know petting calms you down and we both like physical affection. So, would that be something you’d like to do?”

I blinked several times before my brain finally came back to reality.

“Y-yes. Yea, uh, that’s- yea if you’re- if you want to do that I’d be down. That sounds really relaxing.”

“Okay great! Okay, wait, can I- um,” she fidgeted with her hair shyly. “Okay, um, I know you're aro/ace but like, cause I know we talked about some stuff before like stuff you're into and I’m into so like, platonically, can I- can I collar you? I just- I’ve had this kinda fantasy so often that like, sorry, I just I’ve always wanted to have like a cat boy on a leash under my desk while I play like League or something and just like, yea… if that’s too much then like I’m okay like not doing that. Just thought since we’re on the subject I thought I’d ask.”

Our faces were both definitely several shades redder than normal at that point.

“Y-yea I- I wouldn’t mind that actually… for some reason like, having something a little tight around my neck actually helps me not have anxiety which is kinda why I wear chokers all the time.”

“Oh actually?”

“Yea.”

“Cool! That’s, that’s good then.”

“Yea.”

She got up from her chair with a joyful smile and rushed over to her closet. I took the various chains necklaces off my neck and placed them on the desk so I’d have room to wear a collar. She came back with a black leather dog collar that looked very comfortable and a matching leash. From the leash hook dangled a silver tag labeled "Kitten".

“I got it tagged at PetSmart with a friend of mine.”

“Of course you did.”

She giggled and secured the collar around my neck. The metal tag jingled as she pulled taught on the leash. A shiver ran down my spine as I felt a rush of endorphins.

She grabbed a pillow off her bed and plopped it down under her desk before sitting back down in her chair. I crawled onto the pillow under the desk, making myself comfortable. She scooted herself into the desk and I lay my head on one of her legs as she reached under to scratch my head.

It was really calming. I felt the happy butterflies fluttering around in my stomach. A comforting warmth washed across my nerves. If I were actually a cat I probably would have started purring.

We stayed like that for quite a while. She played video games and I rested my head in her lap listening to her talk, laugh and cuss out her various teammates. Occasionally I’d move my head around trying to find a more comfortable position and when she could she’d pet my hair.

I enjoyed it a lot but there was something scratching at the back of my mind the whole time. Laying my head to the side on her legs was fine but I had to readjust often because my neck was craned to the side for long periods of time. But if I were to lay my head between her legs then I’d probably be a lot more comfortable. And perhaps it might add an extra element of excitement to her gaming…

We’d talked about things like this in the past. She confesses to me that she liked me romantically. I was never really interested in that kind of stuff and I had my reservations with sexual activity because of some sensory issues I have. So we just remained friends.

But maybe my libido was reacting to the current situation because all I could think about was how much I wanted to nestle my head between her thighs and nuzzle her with my nose like a cat.

I heard her aggressively yelling at her teammates over voice chat. She seemed to be intensely focused on her game at the moment. I moved my head further up her thigh, scooting closer to her chair.

I’m not exactly sure what happened in game but whatever it was caused her whole body to jolt. Her leg lifted up and my head got dumped into her lap, nose first into her cooch.

We both exclaimed in surprise as my mouth pressed into her. Her legs instinctively squeezed the sides of my head. I pulled away as fast as I could and ended up smacking my head into the desk.

“Oh no! Sorry! Are you okay?”

“Ouch… yea, sorry it was an accident!”

“Yea no, that was my fault,” she reassured me as she rubbed my head where I’d hit it. “Here, come here kitten,” she cooed as she pulled me back into her lap by the leash.

My brain fogged up and the butterflies returning to my chest at the offhanded pet name and the tug of the leash. And then my head was back on her warm thighs.

“You okay?”

I felt embarrassed and my brain temporarily shut off. All I could think to do was hide the flustered expression I knew was plastered across my face. So without thinking I buried my face between her legs.

She gasped and tensed her legs again and suddenly I realized what I’d done. I tried to pull away again but this time her hands had also tensed. She gripped my hair and held me down. I couldn’t move. I tried to make a noise in protest but that only made her pull me further into her. And then my face was right where it was before. Nose pressed up against her clit, mouth to lips. Only the thin fabric of her leggings separated us.

I froze, my heart pounded in my chest. I thought I was about to have to deal with another overstimulation attack but surprisingly it didn’t come. It was a little hard to breath but, being held down and smothered between her legs was actually quite calming.

“Oh? I thought you weren’t into this kinda thing, yet here you are nuzzling in yourself,” she loosened her grip on me.

I looked up, meeting her coy expression and felt the embarrassment flood my cheeks.

“I- It was an accident I wasn’t thinking… the second time…”

“Your face is really red. Are you overstimulated?”

“N-no, just…”

“Enjoying yourself?”

“…it’s comfy actually…”

“Is it?” She raised an eyebrow at me, a mischievous smirk stretching across her face.

I lost the ability to speak and I couldn’t look her in the eyes. She giggled a little and pet my head.

“Well, I don’t mind if you don’t mind. But I need you to tell me you’re gonna be okay. And if at any point you get uncomfortable then tap me on the leg twice okay?”

I nodded my head in agreement. And then several things happened at once. She lifted up her legs and straddled my shoulders, slipping the leash under her thigh. The leash tugged me down into the chair and she wrapped her legs behind my back pulling me in closer. I was pressed into her very close and no matter how much I struggled I couldn’t move away. Sound was muffled by her thighs that were squeezing my head and my face was pressed so far into her, I could feel the curves and dips of her through the underwear.

Intense feelings of calmness, security, warmth and excitement branched across my body sending satisfying chills down my spine. I wriggled around a little to adjust and test the boundaries of my imprisonment, which wasn’t much, before settling into my new found position.

“Hey guys I’m back,” she said, hopping back off mute.

She adjusted herself in her seat as she did, squishing me into her more. A moan escaped my lips and she grinded into me in response. It was probably a warning to stay quiet but my bratty tendencies kicked in and I took it as a challenge.

She thinks she can just have her way with me, enjoy teasing and embarrassing her little cat boy. But she’s put my face right up against her most vulnerable place… and she’s on a voice call… so if any noise is gonna get picked up it’ll be through her mouthpiece.

I started by nuzzling her clit in small, slow circles. She squeezed my head between her thighs, her hips grinding back and forth every so often. After some time I could tell her breathing was becoming more and more heavy. Some times she’d loose her train of thought for a few seconds before someone on the other end snapped her back to the game. When that happened I’d feel her tug on my leash under her leg. A warning that I should behave. It only fueled me further and I continued making oval shaped patterns, gently stroking back and forth along her lips every time I made a rotation.

Just as a side note to the situation, I noticed that my sensory problems with female genitalia actually lay with the fluids and hair but since she had leggings on, it was actually a nice texture to rub against.

I flicked my nose up at one point to catch my breath and I heard her let out the smallest of moans. It was really cute. She looked down at me from her game a smile on her face, shaking her head. I couldn't hear what was being said on the other end but she looked embarrassed.

"S-sorry guys give me a sec, my cat is being very distracting," She said.

My mouth was pressed up against her clit this time and I had a very naughty thought. Without breaking eye contact I gently bit her, playing with her clit with my tongue. Her face lit up with shock and she clasped a hand over her mouth. Her legs tensed around me and she pulled me in closer. I kept prodding around with my tongue, and bit and kissed gently. Her body shook with delight and I could see her struggling to remain silent. I let up just a little to catch my breath. She managed to reach a hand over to her mouse to mute her mic.

“You naughty kitten,” She sighed.

“Don’t let me interfere with your gameplay,” I teased.

She huffed and then grabbed a fist full of my hair and thrust my head back between her legs. I grunted in shock and she pulled herself back towards the desk aggressively, pushing me back under. Her grip tightened around me and I was again immobilized. I giggled into her and she grinded into the vibration of my voice.

She continued playing her game, mic on. And now it became a real challenge. I kept up the nuzzling and sucking and nipping and kissing. I felt accomplished when I moved a particular way and made her jolt. She kept having to make up excuses to her teammates whenever I caught her off guard and she gave a little squeal. The longer I kept up, the wetter she became. And at some point she simply stopped playing. She was unable to continue as I felt her whole body shaking and twitching. She leaned back in her chair and I looked up to check on her. But a split second layer she grabbed my hair aggressively and forced my face back where it was before.

“Don’t stop,” she said.

I knew she was close. But so was I to needing to breath again. She was smothering me so much I didn’t have any way to breath and my attempts at pulling away were nullified by her grasp on me.

I thought about tapping out but a little voice in my head told me to keep going, to see if I could make her climax before I passed out. And so I kept going, faster now, I sucked and nuzzled and bit and pressed as stimulating as I could make it. Soon her legs were so tensed I felt like she was going to crush my skull and with a final shudder she let out a long moan. Her hips thrust in slow intervals as she rode out the last few waves of pleasure, I could feel her contractions against me each time.

My heart pounded in my ears. My body shook as it desperately tried to free itself to breath. I moaned, pleading for release. She relaxed her legs and I gasped. Panting, I plopped my head down on her thighs. She stroked my hair gently and praised me.

"Good kitten."

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